• parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

graphrofberk:

We’re Vikings. It’s an occupational hazard.

(via frosty-viking)

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

(via im-a-motherfucking-bald-eagle)

vinegod:

He Hates TFIOS lmao by ScottySire

(via lanfleming)

levitating-fox:

"Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation… forever."

(via loving-life16)

insertcoolpunhere:

nefertsukia:

Hiccspressions + The Book of Dragpns Special

looks like he’s an italian mobster saying “Yo, what’s up?”

OH MY GODS

(via thesoulofadragon)

awwww-cute:

My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this

awwww-cute:

My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this

(via harleenquinzelsaywhut)

rowemantics:

mark is a child

(via markiplites-unite)

fileformat:

herculeanluxe:

vinebox:

White people son

are you serious

good

(via trust)

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

(via harleenquinzelsaywhut)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via trust)

"Promise?"
"Promise."

(via lastoneout)

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

(via im-a-motherfucking-bald-eagle)